My Spring Semester

So here's a collection of some short quotes from this semester.

Chris Paul1588: dude i cant stop mouth washing my mouth
Bill O'Brien: with what?
Chris Paul1588: mouth wash

Bill O'Brien: so i visited jess last weekend
Chris Paul1588: bone city?
Bill O'Brien: awkward

Neil Kypers: we have spiders every where, later
Chris Paul1588: haha what

Chris Paul1588: haha ive been living off of nyquil and powdered energy today
Jay Emmanuel: hahaha chris that's terrible

Chris Paul1588: if you died, id take control of your myspace and then sell its space to advertisers to make a little profit
"Neil Kypers": thats ok i would want you to
Chris Paul1588: awesome
"Neil Kypers": im glad we have our deaths figured out
"Neil Kypers": ok im going out to roller blade later bro

horris16: and he squirted me in the face with a tarter sauce gun

Jay Emmanuel: 'anything for a few bucks' as in...?
Chris Paul1588: i turn tricks on the corner jay
Chris Paul1588: is that what u want to hear
Jay Emmanuel: yes

Neil Kypers: well yeah well if it was at night in a dark ally i dont care who gives me a bjer
Chris Paul1588: again, you're not like most people

Keil Nypers: i wish i could clean the world of people i hate
Chris Paul1588: haha what would the population be then? 13?
Keil Nypers: haha lets not go there

My Lucky Night

I wish this lame excuse was a lie..

chrispaul10: i know dude n i had to miss it for the stupidest reason
SuperBilly35: you were sick?
chrispaul10: no, i had to collect my pee in a jug for the hospital for 24 hours
SuperBilly35: hahahaha
chrispaul10: so i had to stay home to pee
SuperBilly35: rofl wow
SuperBilly35: be glad you wernt pissing at daves\
SuperBilly35: john clogged the toilet
SuperBilly35: it was weird
chrispaul10: lol i would have brought my jug
SuperBilly35: rofl
SuperBilly35: how much fucking piss did you need?
chrispaul10: 24 hours worth

My Singing Voice

I guess Pat's not a big Pink Floyd fan..

chrispaul10: ive know a mouse, he doesnt have a house i dont know why i call him gerald, he's getting rather old but he's a good mouse
tool ratm 4: WTF
tool ratm 4: WTF
tool ratm 4: WTF
tool ratm 4: WTF
tool ratm 4: WTF
tool ratm 4: are u healthy?
chrispaul10: are u?
tool ratm 4: chris...do u understand what u just said
chrispaul10: perfectly

My Final Five Minutes of Fame

People confuse Chris Tucker and I all the time..

SoccerJC007: im a big fan of yours
chrispaul10: ok...do i know u?
SoccerJC007: um no
SoccerJC007: but i think your really kewl
chrispaul10: thats cool
SoccerJC007: yeah um brb
chrispaul10: k
SoccerJC007: hi
chrispaul10: hi
SoccerJC007: so this is chris paul right
chrispaul10: yeah
SoccerJC007: kewl
chrispaul10: why are u such a big fan
SoccerJC007: well i saw ur movie with jackie chan and u were juss sooooo funny
chrispaul10: thank you
SoccerJC007: do u noe like matthew lillard and all these other celebritys
chrispaul10: matthew lillard? not personally..but i do know people..
SoccerJC007: like who
SoccerJC007: hilary duff, kim basinger
chrispaul10: yeah me and hillary are friends
SoccerJC007: really!!!
SoccerJC007: that is soo totally kewl
SoccerJC007: so do u talk to fans often
chrispaul10: ehh whenever i have free time
SoccerJC007 : um so is hilarys real sn DUFFMANDAVID
chrispaul10: no
SoccerJC007: its not omg!!!
SoccerJC007: this sux
SoccerJC007: i love hilary duff and i soo thought thqat was her
SoccerJC007: she doesnt have some like fan email u could tell me or anything??
chrispaul10: if she does i dont know it..
SoccerJC007: aww
SoccerJC007: what about emma watson\
SoccerJC007: do u noe her
SoccerJC007: i mean juss noe her
chrispaul10: not really
SoccerJC007: o
SoccerJC007: do u noe juan klein
chrispaul10: not personally
SoccerJC007: uve juss heard of him?
chrispaul10: yeah
SoccerJC007: how old is he?
chrispaul10: i dunno
SoccerJC007: he looks 13
SoccerJC007: my friend is his sister
chrispaul10: oh yeah?
SoccerJC007: do u noe cece klein
chrispaul10: no
SoccerJC007: o
SoccerJC007: shes my friend she was to become famous
SoccerJC007: if she knew i was tlaking wit some1 who knew hilary duff she would go crazy she loves hilary
chrispaul10: oh
SoccerJC007: lol yea
SoccerJC007: do u have any advice for her i mean in trying to start acting
chrispaul10: no
SoccerJC007: ok
SoccerJC007: wow...ok...oh can u also tell hilary something for me
chrispaul10: no
SoccerJC007: oh

My Best Friend's Mistake

chrispaul1588: u still waxin ur body?
Snocker6: ... what
chrispaul1588: or nairing or whatever u were doing to remove all ur leg hair
Snocker6: lmao that was a special treat for the lady
Snocker6: upon her request
Snocker6: im very much so done with that
chrispaul1588: haha good
Snocker6: its liek a jungle down there
Snocker6: =\