My Spring Semester

So here's a collection of some short quotes from this semester.

Chris Paul1588: dude i cant stop mouth washing my mouth
Bill O'Brien: with what?
Chris Paul1588: mouth wash

Bill O'Brien: so i visited jess last weekend
Chris Paul1588: bone city?
Bill O'Brien: awkward

Neil Kypers: we have spiders every where, later
Chris Paul1588: haha what

Chris Paul1588: haha ive been living off of nyquil and powdered energy today
Jay Emmanuel: hahaha chris that's terrible

Chris Paul1588: if you died, id take control of your myspace and then sell its space to advertisers to make a little profit
"Neil Kypers": thats ok i would want you to
Chris Paul1588: awesome
"Neil Kypers": im glad we have our deaths figured out
"Neil Kypers": ok im going out to roller blade later bro

horris16: and he squirted me in the face with a tarter sauce gun

Jay Emmanuel: 'anything for a few bucks' as in...?
Chris Paul1588: i turn tricks on the corner jay
Chris Paul1588: is that what u want to hear
Jay Emmanuel: yes

Neil Kypers: well yeah well if it was at night in a dark ally i dont care who gives me a bjer
Chris Paul1588: again, you're not like most people

Keil Nypers: i wish i could clean the world of people i hate
Chris Paul1588: haha what would the population be then? 13?
Keil Nypers: haha lets not go there