This might be the weirdest conversation I've ever had..
Jay Emmanuel: haha whoa
Jay Emmanuel: blast from the past
Chris Paul1588: haha thats what she said
Jay Emmanuel: hahaha what does that mean? like interdimensional cumshots?
Chris Paul1588: yes
Jay Emmanuel: awesome
Jay Emmanuel: like jizzing into a tear in the space-time continuum and then it somehow hits someone from 20 years ago in the face
Chris Paul1588: or yourself..like imagine that, ya jizz into the air, it completely dissapears and hits you in the eye when you were a baby explaining why you're blind in one eye now
Jay Emmanuel: hahahaha bizarre!!
Jay Emmanuel: and it explains why you never had a dad cuz he got arrested for wacking off in a hospital onto his son.. cuz they couldn't figure out where else the jizz would've come from
Chris Paul1588: yes! oh wow it all makese sense, but you never make that connection, cuz how should you, as a 20 year old, figure out that dissapearing jizz equals a tear in the space time continuum
Jay Emmanuel: haha exactly!! what a crazy world
Chris Paul1588: but then you'd wonder where the jizz went and would become so obsessed with it because there was no clean up so you constantly tried to recreate that experience
Jay Emmanuel: but just ended up being crazy and no one would believe you and then that consumed the rest of your life til you were wacking off on street corners for money
Chris Paul1588: ugh this poor guy
Jay Emmanuel: what a sad life.. all because of a misdirected cumshot
Chris Paul1588: had it been millimeters to the left none of this would have happened, he'd have a working eye, his dad's reputation would have never went down the crapper..
Jay Emmanuel: incredible.
Jay Emmanuel: hahaha wait how did this start?
Chris Paul1588: you said blast from the past, i said thats what she said
Jay Emmanuel: right right
Chris Paul1588: but a blast from the past would mean that a 20 year old would be jizzing and then he'd have to hit his futureself
Jay Emmanuel: haha ohh right i guess we constructed a different story
Chris Paul1588: we did blast from the future
Chris Paul1588: not as catchy
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