My One Liner Week

mikekoleary: i hang out in banana hammocks on my floor

tool ratm 4: because im scared that one day....you'll eat me
chrispaul10: i dont think you have to worry about that pat

My One Liner Week

mikekoleary: things go out of the nose and the anus
mikekoleary: not in
mikekoleary: that's what i live by

tool ratm 4: my mom just saw ur swings movie and she said..."oh that chris paul, hes crazy, but hes harmless, and thank god hes harmless or we'd be in trouble"

My One Liner Week

I found a bunch of little conversations that were each too short for a real post, so for the next week will feature two quotes a day..

chrispaul1588: ur a doll
mike k oleary: better believe it
chrispaul1588: ...

johnny ARR: now saved by the smell featuring dustin "screech" diamond, in smell o vision
johnny ARR: thats quite an experience

My Friends Never Change

BU only accepts the nation's best and brightest..

Devils1867: yo, tub girl comes up in convo in my room like every other night
chrispaul1588: haha same here but with meat spin
Devils1867: hahaha
Devils1867: charlie, the guy who lives next to me, told us that tubgirl gave him his first erection
Devils1867: haha, he was completely kidding but it was hilarious
chrispaul1588: hahahah, this kid actually told us yesterday that his dad caught him looking at that
Devils1867: hahaha holy shit